FAQ

Q: What sort of ham is WORLD OF HAM made of?

A: Pork ham. The specific style is an ancient secret that will go with us to our graves.

Q: Why is the phrase 'WORLD OF HAM' capitalized?

A: Because we are all feeding into the capitalist system.

Q: Are there really plans to make the phrase 'WORLD OF HAM' into a greeting?

A: Only in non-Halal/Kosher areas. People who eat only Halal or Kosher get to say "WORLD OF SOY HAM SUBSTITUE."

Q: So really, who are these WORLD OF SPAM people?

A: They're motherfuckers. That's all you really need to know.

Q: Will you ever go to war with them?

A: I cannot answer that question at this time.

Q: What's a doujinshi?

A: A fanmade comic. Often, artists will band together into 'doujinshi circles.' Our doujinshi circle is made of ham, because it too is round. There are also pineapple rings involved but we'd have to kill you if you tried finding out why.

Q: How can I join WORLD OF HAM?

A: Simple. Just ask EAG. Or if you know one of the contributors, ask them.

Q: What do I need to do once I join WORLD OF HAM?

A: Give us a link to your website, and a non-animated 100x100 icon, black and white preferred.

Q: What if I never post anything?

A: Then your ham privileges will be revoked. In the face.

Q: Why don't all the listed artists have works posted yet?

A: Because they're lazy. And stupid.

Q: Don't you think they'll get mad at you for saying that?

A: Yes.

Q: Will the artists of WORLD OF HAM ever do my fic?

A: I don't know. You should ask them. I don't control them. Try offering them pie. They like pie, I think.

Q: Is WORLD OF HAM limited only to Yami no Matsuei?

A: Not at all. We here at WORLD OF HAM believe in stick figure doujinshi for anything, fandom or original. More to come in the future.

Q: Who writes the content for WORLD OF HAM?

A: Ninjas. Pirate Ninjas. Gay Pirate Ninjas. With swords.